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Post by sam on Dec 9, 2014 7:51:04 GMT -5
What are your thoughts, beliefs and misconceptions of Australia? Always interested in this. (No I dont ride a fucking kangaroo to school) ![]()  |
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 9, 2014 8:43:45 GMT -5
Ya'll put shrimp on the Barbie.
Ya'll go wombat hunting in 4x4's.
Ya'll ride kangaroos to school.
Ya'll have silly censorship laws.
Ya'll sexist.
Ya'll criminals.
Ya'll girls love the English accent and pretty much drop their panties for it (or am I just super attractive?)
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kimjongil
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I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.
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Post by kimjongil on Dec 9, 2014 9:04:21 GMT -5
I know that you lost a war to Emu's, and that n one will ever let you down about that one
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Post by sam on Dec 9, 2014 9:04:49 GMT -5
Ya'll put shrimp on the Barbie. Ya'll go wombat hunting in 4x4's. Ya'll ride kangaroos to school. Ya'll have silly censorship laws. Ya'll sexist. Ya'll criminals. Ya'll girls love the English accent and pretty much drop their panties for it (or am I just super attractive?) Ya'll put shrimp on the Barbie. Never had it, steak mate Ya'll go wombat hunting in 4x4's. Valid more rabbits that fucking English introduced but yes true Ya'll ride kangaroos to school. Bruce is the only kangaroo that can be riden Ya'll have silly censorship laws. Do we, you can still get all the good sites m8  Ya'll sexist. I've never seen a bloke be sexist to one of dem bitches, nah Australia is unfortunately sexist as a culture Ya'll criminals. When I was 13 my gf got arrested Ya'll girls love the English accent and pretty much drop their panties for it (or am I just super attractive?) You must have been in VB land with the HOUSOS however when dem british ladies see mine tan * CENSORED * |
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 9, 2014 9:19:49 GMT -5
Good lad, steak is best. My dad went wombat hunting in 4x4 when he went to oz. ahah. But, pornography censorship and gaming censorship. D: Maybe it is just the old Australians that are sexist then. UNLESS, you are so immersed in a sexist culture you just don't recognise sexism anymore! This need a story, what did she do? ALSO, PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN. I was in Port Douglas for a week and a bit and then visiting family in Sydney, Canberra and Young (just north east from Wagga Wagga) www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Young+NSW+2594,+Australia/@-34.4467428,148.520203,8z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x6b19fe2525d07205:0x40609b49043f100 |
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Post by Otto von Bismarck on Dec 9, 2014 15:44:01 GMT -5
pfft steak, ribs are the supreme meat. Also lobster mmmmm.
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 9, 2014 16:51:51 GMT -5
Get out.
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Post by Otto von Bismarck on Dec 9, 2014 16:52:30 GMT -5
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 9, 2014 17:09:53 GMT -5
NOOOOOO! I was joking!  |
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Post by Otto von Bismarck on Dec 9, 2014 17:46:11 GMT -5
NOOOOOO! I was joking! I wasn't |
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Post by Andrew Ryan on Dec 9, 2014 20:34:09 GMT -5
Goddamit Matt (kidding)
Otto y u do dis
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Post by sam on Dec 10, 2014 8:10:10 GMT -5
This need a story, what did she do? ALSO, PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN. I was in Port Douglas for a week and a bit and then visiting family in Sydney, Canberra and Young (just north east from Wagga Wagga) www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Young+NSW+2594,+Australia/@-34.4467428,148.520203,8z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x6b19fe2525d07205:0x40609b49043f100 Basically ran away from home coz her mum caught her "playing with" my semi friend. Cops called coz she ran away and then she was arrested with like disobeying cop and doing naughty things. She always was ultra suggestive and it took big effort from sammys south brain to decline. She had forced counseling, I broke up with her and didn't ever speak to my friend again. Happened 2 years ago soz no pics. |
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 10, 2014 9:32:29 GMT -5
Why did you decline doing naughty things, weirdo.
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Post by sam on Dec 10, 2014 9:33:12 GMT -5
Why did you decline doing naughty things, weirdo. twas 14 and her parents were always home. |
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 10, 2014 9:53:44 GMT -5
Go do it in a park, that's what I did.
Don't you Australians know how to get away with naughty things. D:
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Post by sam on Dec 10, 2014 9:55:47 GMT -5
Go do it in a park, that's what I did. Don't you Australians know how to get away with naughty things. D: a park? like a bench and a tree for cover |
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Post by Jarl Matt on Dec 10, 2014 10:58:26 GMT -5
Didn't even have a bench, just go to a wooded area man. Get yo' funk on.
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Post by sam on Dec 10, 2014 19:03:12 GMT -5
haha right
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